Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman break up

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have officially broken up after five years of dating. Kimmel and Silverman’s reps, Lewis Kay and Amy Zvi, issued a joint statement:

Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating…and will have no further comment

Wonder if Sarah was really fucking someone else that resulted in her making that fake fucking Matt Damon video which in turn resulted in Jimmy retaliating with his own fake fucking video with Damon’s boyfriend BFF Ben Affleck. Either way it’s going to be less confusing now except now we have to wonder if these two are faking this whole breakup thing.

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